Can Mario Fuck It?

Yes or no?

Jun 17
ADAM: We’ve all seen the brilliant strip Garfield Without Garfield, but have you ever wondered where exactly Garfield goes when he leaves his usual comics? He goes to Mario’s house to be sodomized. True story
ALEC: mario lures him in with lasagna and waits patiently to take advantage. it’s not date-rape if the victim is already asleep, too fat to escape, and is a fictional comic strip cat

ADAM: We’ve all seen the brilliant strip Garfield Without Garfield, but have you ever wondered where exactly Garfield goes when he leaves his usual comics? He goes to Mario’s house to be sodomized. True story

ALEC: mario lures him in with lasagna and waits patiently to take advantage. it’s not date-rape if the victim is already asleep, too fat to escape, and is a fictional comic strip cat


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    Mario should fuck Hobbes.
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